One Direction
bootyaficionado:

metal-rican:

fosterthedachshund:

Avacadow.

Uhh…to my followers…That is how you hold the pit half of an avocado, but you don’t stab at the pit, you give one solid swing/chop motion into the pit and twist. Jebus dude.

THIS IS WHY NO ONE SHOULD EAT AVOCADOS THEY’RE FUCKING REPULSIVE AND THIS HAPPENS

bootyaficionado:

metal-rican:

fosterthedachshund:

Avacadow.

Uhh…to my followers…That is how you hold the pit half of an avocado, but you don’t stab at the pit, you give one solid swing/chop motion into the pit and twist. Jebus dude.

THIS IS WHY NO ONE SHOULD EAT AVOCADOS THEY’RE FUCKING REPULSIVE AND THIS HAPPENS

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

neatpotatoes:

me after i show my parents my grades